Practice video

I don't believe it. A practice video! Well, I can tell you, I'm not doing my own stunts, and I want my own trailor!! Makeup......, wardrobe????

Floors!!

Can't see what all the fuss is about. I wouldn't have walked in the glue anyway. Just an excuse to keep me locked up again for a week. Still, out now! Hunting season starts very soon. Maybe I can lose the black thing in the bushes.

Wibble has taken to peeing in the Xray room! The two legged ones are not pleased. I've seen her nipping upstairs as well. Just waiting for her to try using the computer rack as a loo, and connect herself to the National Grid!!

Exercise? i think not....

While curled up in a pile of fresh clean towels out of the tumble drier, having my usual day dream about all those mice out there, just waiting for me to eat...i heard a funny noise. It sounded like paper balls...i love chasing paper balls...so i thought I'd get up and investigate. Of course the first thing i see when i open my eyes, WIBBLE!! that damn black whirlwind running around chasing my paper balls!....ahh i cant wait till spring, i can be outside all day, away from her, sunbathing and chasing mice... anyway, back to my story. I've  recently acquired two new hand maidens,all for myself. Wibble thinks their hers, but we all know as i am the most hansome cat,  their all mine. Paula and Gemma were playing with Wibble, throwing paper ball's around the practice, so i just crawled out of my warm pile of towels and meowed so they would know i was awake now and ready for MY paper ball! so Paula threw one near me and i proceded to play with it for the next ten minutes, chasing it up and down the practise, until......my hand maidens laughed and said " thats good exersice for you snot" and that was it for me, i dont need exersice! So i ignored the many paper balls landing near me, curled back up into my towels and continued my day dreaming about the sun, and mouth-watering mice! That will teach my new two legged people, i don't excerise for anyone!
This was a lot of writing for my little paws and all this talk about dayy dreaming has tired me out, so i think im going to have a nice long nap in some fresh towels. I'll be writing again soon with my next big adventure x

Twitter Link

Those observant members of the elite social group that are the readers of my blog will have noticed that on the right of my blog page I have a Twitter link to the practice Twitter site, so that I may keep an eye on the goings on therein! Cunning eh?

Taking it easy

Here I am again, back on line. Not been much happening here for months, so I've been taking it easy. Wondering why I can only sleep24hrs a day and not 25. I really need that extra hour to be at my best.
For what? You may ask. For when the vermin wake up! Nothing on the hunting front for weeks. They must all still be hibernating. Open season soon!
Anyway, thought I'd better get my oar in first, and get the blog up to date, as the two legged ones are muttering about getting on line. They already have a website at www.midsummervet.co.uk, but they have also set up a Facebook page this weekend, and are now talking about a Twitter site. I'll have to keep an eye on those. I have a reputation to consider.
Still, if you want the real inside story, you'll always hear it here, straight from the cat's mouth!

Saturday 12th December

Well Christmas is coming, or so they tell me. The tree is up in reception and there are more toys than normal in the waiting room. I can smell the catnip toys but they are just too high for me to get to, although I keep trying. Wibble seems to have more luck than me at climbling, but her jumping skills still leave a lot to be desired.
One bright winters morning last week I went out for my usual daily constitutional, but to my horror I  quickly discovered that Wibble had been allowed out with me. They seem to think I would enjoy sharing my hunting skills and knowledge of the local area with her, little do they know! She has the hunting etiquette of an elephant. Needless to say there were no mice to be seen for the rest of the day! If they think I'm sharing my feeding ground with that  black whirlwind they can think again!

" I got my own back on him for ditching me! Whilst he was helping wrap some Christmas presents this morning he had gone into the paper carrier bag to check it was empty and  I launched my attack! I haven't seen him run so fast in ages. He's such a wuss!!" Wibble X

I'm off to on a hunt of a different kind now.........my present. It must be around here somewhere. I'll let you know how I get on.