Framed!!

It has come to my attention that I have been implicated in the abduction and misappropriation of a small reptile. One small Corn Snake. I would just like to say that anyone who knows me knows I love snakes.

Can't eat a whole one though.

Not being ignored now, eh?

Rejection!

I am sorry, but this is beyond a joke now. There's kittens everywhere....AND I AM BEING IGNORED!!!!!

Myspace....

.....no, not the website - I just need some. The cat room is now filled with babies and half witted black cats. And, no, she still hasn't grasped the concept of transparency as it applies to window glass! Well, at 4 degrees it's too cold to to spend the night outside, so, do you know, I've had to resort to hiding - yes hiding, in my own home to avoid being banged up with that lot or freezing to death!! Still, the waiting room wasn't so bad. As long as I keep my head down at the end of evening surgery they can't seem to find me behind the food bags on the waiting room stand. I don't move much when I'm settled, so the burglar alarm can't see me! Not 5 star, but better than the alternative choices of Bedlam and my best Scott of the Antarctic impression! Or was it the Arctic, I can never remember.

Invaded!

As if it isn’t enough that I have to share my home with that black thing, but now they’ve gone ahead and decided to house some kittens here as well! Apparently Dexter has agreed to help the RSPCA re-home some kittens… Well nobody asked me my opinion! The black thing has also been acted strangely and is still trying to catch me through a window, the dozy cat!

Office work.....

gets on top of you, doesn't it?

A Window On The World

There I was, sitting, watching the rain under the porch, when, behind me,. BANG. Now, of course, I knew she was there all along, but I worked out long ago that although you can see through windows, you can't actually jump through them, unless they're open!! A real Tom and Jerry moment, with small black cat with flat nose sliding down the glass. I still can't work out whether Wibble actually learns these things, and retains them for the usual 6 seconds, or never learns them in the first place.

In the bad books again!

So the nice man from National Veterinary Supplies came and delivered the practices order. Angela was half way through checking  it when she heard a box of chocolates being opened by Tam and Dexter in the prep room so I thought I would help her out as it was rather a large delivery. I jumped in the box to find that the nurses had ordered me a cat toy loaded with my favourite catnip!! So I showed my appreciation by playing with it and dribbling all over it only to be told that it wasn't mine after all!!  Woops in trouble again!!!