Insurance forms?

Piece of cake. Can't see what the fuss is about. Got it covered......

OK, funny, ha ha...!

Well for goodness sake, how was I supposed to know it was a trap. Just food in a box to me. If only that local tom cat would keep himself out of trouble and not need to be caught and treated we wouldn't have to have these things around interrupting us going about our lawfull business!

Guinness learning to sit! Has he not learned, there is no such thing as a free lunch - or a free tit-bit!

They have got to be joking!!!

Well, woe betide anyone who tries this on me!!

RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch

Big Garden Birdwatch? What's this? The menu?

Early Christmas Present!

 Hello little catnip toy, I really love you........

 I really really love you.......

 I really, really, really lub rooo..........

 I really, ribbery, reeeeelly, rub roooooo.....

 Hi rubbery, ribbery, rubbery, lubb looo.....

Hi  ribbery, bribbbery, rubbery, bribbaby, rabbubbub, brubbibub, blehhhh...........
Wwwwwoooowww....

Ground Bait

At last, they've put them out. A bit unsporting putting them under the eaves 7 ft up though, I thought. How's anyone supposed to catch the visitors  up there? I only eat the blue ones anyway.. How Rock and Roll is that?

To be honest though, the birds are pretty safe nowadays. I can't be bothered, they've flown away by the time Wibble's remembered what they are and what to do with them, and Guinness is agoraphobic!