Paperwork.....

If it is necessary to scan documents into the system, you can't beat a cat scan.

I'm 90, I am...

Well, 15, but in "cat years" maybe. High time I had a bus pass!

Till we meet again

I'm only kipping here TILL I find somewhere better.

Mown

OK, who nicked all the grass?

Andy the painter.....

.....has a dog. A little terrier. And it's after me!!!!!

What a nice day to breakfast al fresco.......

...so I caught a mouse during morning surgery and ate it outside the waiting room window. I was going to offer the clients a leg, but nobody seemed particularly enthusiastic with that idea. Well, you stick to your cornflakes then.

R.I.P. Magpie

No, this wasn't my handywork. I was in last night! Wibble wasn't though. My guess is either Wibble got fed up with the usual magpie nicking our food and put him on the menu, or he got just a bit too cocky.
Of course it may have been another cat entirely - but she looked mighty pleased with herself when she came in this morning.
I think I'll send her out with a broom.