What to do with food you don't like

Every now and then we get to try new things here. Usually when someone carelessly leaves food around where Wibs and I can get it. Sarah made one such mistake on Saturday, leaving some bags of food by the back door ready to take home for her cats. Well, I ask you, couldn't say no really. So on the basis that if it's good enough for them, it must be good enough for us, and that these things always taste nicer if they're nicked, we set about the bags.
And do you know, after all that effort and sneaking around it wasn't that good!

So I pewked it on the mat!

That'll teach them. Leave something decent next time!

Practice video

I don't believe it. A practice video! Well, I can tell you, I'm not doing my own stunts, and I want my own trailor!! Makeup......, wardrobe????

Floors!!

Can't see what all the fuss is about. I wouldn't have walked in the glue anyway. Just an excuse to keep me locked up again for a week. Still, out now! Hunting season starts very soon. Maybe I can lose the black thing in the bushes.

Wibble has taken to peeing in the Xray room! The two legged ones are not pleased. I've seen her nipping upstairs as well. Just waiting for her to try using the computer rack as a loo, and connect herself to the National Grid!!

Exercise? i think not....

While curled up in a pile of fresh clean towels out of the tumble drier, having my usual day dream about all those mice out there, just waiting for me to eat...i heard a funny noise. It sounded like paper balls...i love chasing paper balls...so i thought I'd get up and investigate. Of course the first thing i see when i open my eyes, WIBBLE!! that damn black whirlwind running around chasing my paper balls!....ahh i cant wait till spring, i can be outside all day, away from her, sunbathing and chasing mice... anyway, back to my story. I've  recently acquired two new hand maidens,all for myself. Wibble thinks their hers, but we all know as i am the most hansome cat,  their all mine. Paula and Gemma were playing with Wibble, throwing paper ball's around the practice, so i just crawled out of my warm pile of towels and meowed so they would know i was awake now and ready for MY paper ball! so Paula threw one near me and i proceded to play with it for the next ten minutes, chasing it up and down the practise, until......my hand maidens laughed and said " thats good exersice for you snot" and that was it for me, i dont need exersice! So i ignored the many paper balls landing near me, curled back up into my towels and continued my day dreaming about the sun, and mouth-watering mice! That will teach my new two legged people, i don't excerise for anyone!
This was a lot of writing for my little paws and all this talk about dayy dreaming has tired me out, so i think im going to have a nice long nap in some fresh towels. I'll be writing again soon with my next big adventure x