Well, that was a busy few weeks. You wouldn't believe it would you. Four weeks away and the locals have really got above themselves. Hunting my vermin, territory marking my foliage. Give me strength!
Still, think I've managed to point out the error of their ways. And do you know, one of them wanted to argue the toss about it. Gave me a swollen leg! Nothing that five days penicillin couldn't deal with though.
You should have seen the other bloke!
Wibble - absolutely zero help as usual. She actually runs away from leaves. Not much use in a tight spot that one. Not much use for anything to be honest.