Mown

OK, who nicked all the grass?

Andy the painter.....

.....has a dog. A little terrier. And it's after me!!!!!

What a nice day to breakfast al fresco.......

...so I caught a mouse during morning surgery and ate it outside the waiting room window. I was going to offer the clients a leg, but nobody seemed particularly enthusiastic with that idea. Well, you stick to your cornflakes then.

R.I.P. Magpie

No, this wasn't my handywork. I was in last night! Wibble wasn't though. My guess is either Wibble got fed up with the usual magpie nicking our food and put him on the menu, or he got just a bit too cocky.
Of course it may have been another cat entirely - but she looked mighty pleased with herself when she came in this morning.
I think I'll send her out with a broom.

Insurance forms?

Piece of cake. Can't see what the fuss is about. Got it covered......

OK, funny, ha ha...!

Well for goodness sake, how was I supposed to know it was a trap. Just food in a box to me. If only that local tom cat would keep himself out of trouble and not need to be caught and treated we wouldn't have to have these things around interrupting us going about our lawfull business!

Guinness learning to sit! Has he not learned, there is no such thing as a free lunch - or a free tit-bit!

They have got to be joking!!!

Well, woe betide anyone who tries this on me!!

RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch

Big Garden Birdwatch? What's this? The menu?