Saturday, 7 September 2013


OK, who nicked all the grass?

Thursday, 22 August 2013

Andy the painter.....

.....has a dog. A little terrier. And it's after me!!!!!

Friday, 19 July 2013

What a nice day to breakfast al fresco....... I caught a mouse during morning surgery and ate it outside the waiting room window. I was going to offer the clients a leg, but nobody seemed particularly enthusiastic with that idea. Well, you stick to your cornflakes then.

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

R.I.P. Magpie

No, this wasn't my handywork. I was in last night! Wibble wasn't though. My guess is either Wibble got fed up with the usual magpie nicking our food and put him on the menu, or he got just a bit too cocky.
Of course it may have been another cat entirely - but she looked mighty pleased with herself when she came in this morning.
I think I'll send her out with a broom.

Saturday, 13 July 2013

Insurance forms?

Piece of cake. Can't see what the fuss is about. Got it covered......

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

OK, funny, ha ha...!

Snot TrapWell for goodness sake, how was I supposed to know it was a trap. Just food in a box to me. If only that local tom cat would keep himself out of trouble and not need to be caught and treated we wouldn't have to have these things around interrupting us going about our lawfull business!

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Guinness learning to sit! Has he not learned, there is no such thing as a free lunch - or a free tit-bit!